On How To make friends and Influence people

the recluse poked and tickled Sisyphus
and stole the rock from him
and tied it to his leg.

he brought it to the town
and threatened to throw it over people,
if they refused to be his friends.

they obliged.
and thus,
he wrote the book,
a practical guide on
'How to make friends and Influence people',
which became a best-seller.